28 Naive And Hilarious Times Kids Explained Things Way Better Than Any Adult Could

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Apr 5, 2019 6:00 PM EDT

As it so happens, kids really do say the darnedest things! Since their developing brains don't quite have the vocabulary of a fully grown adult, often times they just have to make due with the words they do know and describe things accordingly. The results are often hilarious and adorable, as you'll see here!

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    Text - OutnumberedMother @OutNumbMother My kid just called Fruit Loops "Pride Cheerios" and I've never been happier in my life that this little dude calls me mom. 9:29 AM - 5 Sep 2018 213
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    Text - Rebecca Caprara @RebeccaCaprara 2yo referred to her coat pockets as "snack holes" and this is what I shall forever call them 11:03 AM - 23 Feb 2018 68K
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    Text - Mommy Owl @Lhlodder My daughter doesn't know the word "braces" so she calls them "tiny jails for your teeth." 6:21 PM - 11 Oct 2018 220
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    Text - Hunter Campbell @HunterCampbell My three year old decided escalators are called "robot stairs," and so it has been decreed in our house. 4:04 PM - 31 May 2018 21
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    Text - Army @Skorpeo When my nephew was small he referred to pizza crusts as "pizza bones" 1:27 PM - 30 May 2018 101
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    Text - Stella G. Maddox @Stella GMaddox "I have cow-like reflexes." My 9 year old either made an error in phrasing and meant to say cat or he is extremely self-aware 1:40 PM 31 Oct 2013 104
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    Text - Sara Says Stop @PetrickSara My daughter still calls sneezing "bless yous" and I will destroy anyone that ruins this for me. 11:04 AM - 1 Mar 2017 93
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    Text - Momarazzi. @Mirimade 5-Year-Old: HEY! WHERE ARE MY MATTRESS CURTAINS!? Me: Um... your sheets? I'm washing them. 6:37 PM -3 Sep 2018 563
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    Text - Janna @janna_rpw My two year old son calls beards/facial hair "face grass". It started like a year ago and we can't bring ourselves to correct him 9:05 PM - 30 May 2018 31
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    Text - Berean @hotwirefences When my daughter was a toddler she pointed to the back of her knee and told me she had a bug bite on her leg pit.Then my son,(8 yrs younger), as a toddler learning how to scrub up asked "Do I scrub my leg pits too?" I think it's funny that they both called it the same thing. 11:25 AM -30 May 2018 147
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    Text - Kim Bongiorno @LetMeStart I'm not saying that my daughter is overly dramatic. I'm just reminding you that she calls tears "wet drops of sad." 3:00 AM - 29 Mar 2016 136
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    Text - Mommy Owl @Lhlodder My 4-year-old just called the garbage disposal switch a "gobble button" and that is what I will henceforth be calling it. 2:06 PM 22 Nov 2018 622
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    Text - TwinzerDad @TwinzerDad My son calls squirrels "kangaroos" and I have no intention of correcting him. #Dadlife #Parenting 2:41 PM - 25 Oct 2018 71
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    Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn My 4-year-old called ice cubes "water bricks," and now l'll never call them anything else. 5:28 PM - 25 Oct 2018 9.9K
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    Text - Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel Watched Great Pumpkin special with my son yesterday and he LOST HIS F**KING MIND FOR SNOOPY. He calls him "SNOOFY." NO ONE CORRECT HIM EVER 12:40 PM - 30 Oct 2017 66K
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    Text - Zoe's Zoo @ZoesZooYouTube A friend's 5 yr old saw a rhino and called it a "Battle Unicorn". Can we let 5 yr olds christen new species please? 8:12 AM - 30 May 2018 2.3K
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    Text - Mike Reynolds @EverydayGirlDad My daughter calls people who are reading "book lookers" and for some reason I love it so much more than "readers." 12:28 PM -31 Dec 2017 55
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    Text - Tessa Dare @TessaDare My friend's 5-year-old just saw a crow and called it a "Halloween eagle." And a child shall lead us. It is known. This is the new name for the bird-formally-known-as-crow. You know what to do, @MerriamWebster. 6:13 PM - 29 May 2018 20K
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    Text - (CA @jess2780 My 4 year old daughter calls penguins "cold owls" 3:04 AM- 4 Jun 2018 21
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    Text - Teri Bloom @tanderny For my daughter, elevators were "uppy rooms" 1:23 PM - 30 May 2018 59
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    Text - Isabel Jordan @seastarbatita When my daughter was little she called her memory her remembery. It will always be that to us. 1:07 PM - 30 May 2018 99
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    Text - Lívia Labate @livlab My kid calls prune juice 'poop juice' (suitable) and wine or beer 'mama juice' (also suitable) 8:29 PM - 30 May 2018 5
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    Text - Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan Little kids may wake up too early but at least my five-year-old daughter calls the airport the airplane store. 5:00 AM - 7 Sep 2014 1.5K
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    Text - Chris Dennis Myers @d_cd_c The boy I nanny used to call cactuses "poke trees," which is my most favorite thing 12:14 PM - 4 Jun 2018 14
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    Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn My 2-year-old called the vehicle for sick people a "wee woo truck" and now I don't even remember what the right name is anymore. 4:44 PM - 17 May 2017 9.8K
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    Text - Grant Tanaka @Grant Tanaka my son just called a coffin a "skeleton burrito" and somehow I'm the one on twitter 5:38 PM - 6 Feb 2019 3.8K
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    Text - Kim Bongiorno @LetMeStart My daughter calls roots "tree veins" and honestly I think we should just allow her to name everything for us all from this point forward 12:08 PM - 24 Apr 2016 85
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    Text - Mommy Owl @Lhlodder My 3-year-old calls bubble gum "gubble bum" and I say a little prayer every day that no one ever corrects her. 9:34 AM - 4 Sep 2017 146
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